Recent Profile Archive Shoutouts
Friday, October 30, 2009, 3:42 PM
Helloooooo everrrryone.

To 4f, with love.

HERE'S SOMETHINGS TO LAUGH AT WHILE YOU ARE BUSY WITH YOUR LIFE. :D
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(1)
Today, my best friend and I both applied for the same job. I was applying because my family is REALLY tight on cash, and I need the money.
He applied because I told him about the job and we thought it would be fun working together.
He was hired on the spot. I was denied the job.
FML.
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(2)
Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks.
All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place.
Then he hung up.
FML.
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(3)
Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend.
We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us,
so I decided to have a chat with them.
I asked,
" How long have you been going out? "
He replied,
" Seven months. "
FML.
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(4)
Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem.
FML.
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(5)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did.
I got dumped for a dog, and ugly one for that matter.

FML.
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